Most Hyderabadi drivers believe they are doing the traffic cops a favour by following the traffic rules while on the road. Left to themselves they wouldn’t care to follow any rule- traffic or otherwise. Hyderabadis have some special rules for all occasions and regarding almost every thing. But it would take up several pages to list them all here.
However, listed below are some very important rules every Hyderabadi guy follows instinctively:
Rule No. 1 Whenever your bladder is full, empty it at the nearest wall/corner without bothering if you are only inches away from some heavy traffic on a main road in the poshest area of the city.
Rule No. 2 Discharge your saliva burden every fifteen seconds. Holding up saliva is bad for your health. Do it wherever you are.
Rule No. 3 Clean your nose lovingly wherever, whenever possible. Just ignore what others think. Its your nose you are cleaning not theirs, so why should they get offended???
Rule No. 1 Whenever your bladder is full, empty it at the nearest wall/corner without bothering if you are only inches away from some heavy traffic on a main road in the poshest area of the city.
Rule No. 2 Discharge your saliva burden every fifteen seconds. Holding up saliva is bad for your health. Do it wherever you are.
Rule No. 3 Clean your nose lovingly wherever, whenever possible. Just ignore what others think. Its your nose you are cleaning not theirs, so why should they get offended???
These are some of the Golden rules most Hyderabadi guys follow to make life in the city pleasant for themselves. In subsequent posts I will try to list out some more rules that Hyderabadi men consider extremely important.
2 comments:
Vinod bhai, it's hilarious!!
Thank you, Hari.
There's more such stuff in the offing.Keep reading.
Vinod
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